Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday dear Georgie, happy birthday to me. Everyone sit still for five mins while Edison takes a snapshot. #KodakMoment

Guys

Am i still affiliated with Mr. Worldwide?

Opened Up My Mailbox Today...

...To find an envelope packed with white beard trimmings stuffed in.  Nice one, Carnegie.

YAY!

Happy Birthday to Me
Happy Birthday to Me
Happy Birthday Dear Me
Happy Birthday to Me.

c-shift automobile antics

its those damn C shifters running a muck see... the long lunches at romigs, the seabreeze field trips, don't think i wont open hand slap you just because your union!

EGOMANIAC

good god laguardia show some modesty... yeah yeah you ran new york... but i gave it class. try opening up a theatre house or gallery instead of going all kim jong illish on us. this is america see!

soul stealer

quit acting like a baby, its just a one time use camera. its not stealing anyones soul so quit being ridiculous. oh and if you guys didnt have any huge plans for that lot of land by the lake, seeing as you have had possession of it for 1,000 years and done squat... i was thinking i might head up my operations there. of course if thats cool with you guys...

welcome to the kodak theatre mr. eastman

WHAT? YEAH! THIS PLACE FUCKING ROCKS, I LOVE IT HERE. WHAT? NO! YEAH THE V.I.P. LOUNGE IS NAMED AFTER ME... HUH? NO. CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

Vermont is full of hippies and vagabonds.

the farming community in general can fucking suck it. you goddamn plow pushers aint going to get my money!

LISTEN HERE BOYS

This new ashtray is going to be quite a load... remember to lift with your back not this new-fangled knee method!

I can't wait to see you again Mr. Wordon

"...maybe you didn't hear me, see, money is no object. Now I want a raceway going around the front of my home. Lets call it Vick Park, double time boys I want to see toddlers racing chariots before the first frost!"

"...Looky here Carnegie the mysterious Mr. Smith has made another exuberant donation...hmmm..."

Not to brag, but...

...Pope Pius XI, William Howard Taft, Alfonso XIII of Spain, John D. Rockefeller, Jr., John Ringling, Winston Churchill, Henry Ford, Herbert Hoover, Lady Diana Manners, Rudyard Kipling, Charles Lindbergh, and Calvin Coolidge were just a few of the bums sandwiched between my TWO Time Magazine covers.

Shopping Trip

"Ashtray, umbrella holder, book ends, ashtray, ashtray, waste basket, ashtray..."

In recognition of worldwide philanthropy

"Hey Rockefeller, is Heritage Mint Limited honoring you with a commemorative coin this Christmas? Nope, I didnt think so!"

pertaining to the new child labor laws of 1916

"...shit those were kids?..."

on the Tennessee Eastman company

"...You see boys, if the Eastman Kodak company is going to be dealing with large amounts of volatile chemicals, then we do it in a place that no one will give two shits if it gets ruined."

Power Lunch Eastman style!

"...See here Henry, you remember Tommy Edison. His wife teaches a step aerobics class at your hospital."

"yeah, see here warner... the house looks fine, see. but it's missing something. JOHNSON! ready the air-ship... in the morning we leave for africa!"