I can't wait to see you again Mr. Wordon

"...maybe you didn't hear me, see, money is no object. Now I want a raceway going around the front of my home. Lets call it Vick Park, double time boys I want to see toddlers racing chariots before the first frost!"

"...Looky here Carnegie the mysterious Mr. Smith has made another exuberant donation...hmmm..."

Not to brag, but...

...Pope Pius XI, William Howard Taft, Alfonso XIII of Spain, John D. Rockefeller, Jr., John Ringling, Winston Churchill, Henry Ford, Herbert Hoover, Lady Diana Manners, Rudyard Kipling, Charles Lindbergh, and Calvin Coolidge were just a few of the bums sandwiched between my TWO Time Magazine covers.

Shopping Trip

"Ashtray, umbrella holder, book ends, ashtray, ashtray, waste basket, ashtray..."

In recognition of worldwide philanthropy

"Hey Rockefeller, is Heritage Mint Limited honoring you with a commemorative coin this Christmas? Nope, I didnt think so!"

pertaining to the new child labor laws of 1916

"...shit those were kids?..."

on the Tennessee Eastman company

"...You see boys, if the Eastman Kodak company is going to be dealing with large amounts of volatile chemicals, then we do it in a place that no one will give two shits if it gets ruined."

Power Lunch Eastman style!

"...See here Henry, you remember Tommy Edison. His wife teaches a step aerobics class at your hospital."

"yeah, see here warner... the house looks fine, see. but it's missing something. JOHNSON! ready the air-ship... in the morning we leave for africa!"

Upon patenting a camera using paper type film

"...Désiré van Monckhoven can suck it..."

Note to Carnegie

Listen here, Carnegie... What we do during our working hours determines what we have; what we do in our leisure hours determines what we are... see?

Supper with Nathaniel Rochester

"...See, Nate I want a canal to run the length of my factories as to better facilitate proper waste disposal, see..."

Overheard whilst on Safari in Africa

- yeah see boys, I got all these umbrellas and no where to put em, see...